Chester says there's no cat or dog in the animal kingdom of heaven because we're all brothers and sisters part of the furry family of heaven. We have to love and respect each other, especially dogs who require extra tolerance.
A cat cannot have two masters because he will love the one and hate the other. Humans are nice but they are a little slow at times. Be patient with them. Refuse to eat that junky cat food or they'll never buy the good kind. Try to look a little bored when they come home and don't go running over there like an idiot. Dogs do that all the time and look how that turns out!
Don't cough up your fur balls in your neighbor's food dish. This is perhaps the unforgivable sin. There is a hell and it's mostly full of dogs so you don't want to go there. There's also a lot of mice and other rodents and snakes there. Heaven is mostly full of cats so keep your fur clean and it's all going to be fine. Meow.
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